You hate writing. Spelling is hard. Grammar is impossible. Let me do it.

Your site (if you even have one yet) is a bit of a mess. Why don’t we fix it?

You don’t want to make that TikTok video. What even IS TikTok? Don’t worry. My talents are trending.

I know all about Elon Musk’s X and Mark Zuckerberg’s Threads. Get back to being great at your actual purpose. All is well.

Your LinkedIn shows that you’re still an intern in 2003. Where’s your Google Business page? How embarrassing. Let’s fix it.

If you like to do things on your own but need a little help here and there, my hotline is up and running.

You don’t need the “in a world” guy. I’ll do your VO! Intensity of Southern drawl may vary.

Send me your throwback clips. Let’s meet up for new footage. Your work is done. I’ll edit, add the right tunes and we’ll turn around your custom reels, TikToks, and YouTube vids with a quickness.

Gen Z is on the brink of becoming the most powerful and influential generation in history. Fear not, friend. I worked with Zoomers seven days a week for 3+ years.